An artist traveling the world...

An artist traveling the world...




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Hello there! My name is Krista aka Anesthetic and I'm an MUA, Artist, Model, Journalist, Actress, Stylist and more! I've worked with hit TV networks like the History Channel, and Lifetime, publications like Vogue and Bizarre, independent films, runway, fashion shoots and so much more. I also currently write for two websites, GlamExpress.com and FoundFootageFilm.com as a cosmetic blogger and entertainment consultant!

I am constantly learning from others, improving my work and striving to inspire those I meet. I'm fun loving. Addicted to coffee. A feminist, lover of nature, obsessed with natural medicine, cats, and learning to love everyone for their own unique awesomeness.
When I'm not working, which seems like always anymore, I'm digging in my organic garden or seeking out new potential vegan nomnoms in the area.

I'm easy to get along with, and always have an ear open for someone in need.

Anyway, that's enough about me....I guess you'll find out more as you follow my blog!




Email: Kmontfx@gmail.com
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kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

(via thesweetsofnikki)

beremylovechild:

When Nicki Minaj came out with Anaconda the media was like

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But now that J.lo & Iggy  have came out with the equally explicit “Booty “they’re like

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(via lipstick-feminists)

(via shaky)

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via robinade)

Well if this isn’t fucking meta…I don’t know what is.

(via spookychan)

OMG, this post made my day, oh forget that it just made my week end LOL.

(via marylinj)

Well?

(via needscandalinmylife)

I am crying! (via hariettubs-undrgrnd-anaconda-prk)

(via thesweetsofnikki)

(via acomas)

princessbindi:

I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.

They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.

Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.

(via pixelated-pixie)

heyfunniest:

My dad built my sister’s cats bunk beds. And they actually use them. [via]

tennants-hair:

pluto is a planet again it’s like the time sir arthur conan doyle killed off sherlock holmes and the fans terrorized him into bringing him back

(via nonbinaryanders)

tobi5486:

Bra bra, Ebola is so bad that Akon performed in a plastic bubble in Africa. This is raw, bra bra.

(via heyfunniest)

frickurie:

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I WILL NEVER NOT LAUGH AT THIS

(via heyfunniest)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via rain-force)

satanicvaginas:

IM CRYING BC THE ACCURACY HITS DEEP

(via dofistandroidgirls)

gracecrane:

Nine Days of Brooklyn Nine-Nine - day 3: Favorite Male Character - Terry Jeffords

"I was born ready! And then I was not born ready for a while, but now I’m back to being born ready!"

(via dofistandroidgirls)